Mag's Prayer

So Mag asked Candi (she's the primary secretary) when he was going to get one of those paper thingies.  He wanted to be asked to do something in primary.  Well what do you know?  Sydney Taylor was gone and couldn't give the opening prayer.  Candi asked Mag if he wanted to say the prayer.  Yep, he walked straight up to the pulpit without batting an eye, waited for everyone to be quiet, and started in on his 5 minute prayer.  I kid you not.  I wasn't sure if I should go up or not, I knew he didn't need any help, but possibly a little direction (mabes like when to stop or something like that), but he gave no possible time for that.  He said the funniest things, the entire primary was stifling their laughter.  I was shaking I was laughing so hard.  He thanked Heavenly Father for all the colors on the earth because I love colors.  He thanked him for the colors of all the United States.  (he has a map of the US that he likes to do, and all of the states are colored, of course no one else knew his first part referred to the globe and he thinks it is all blue and brown, and the 2nd part referred to about 5 colors that all of the states are)  He thanked Heavenly Father that the Devil could learn to choose the right and make good choices and turn good.  He thanked him that if anyone wants to go to Paris and they think they will like the Eiffel Tower then they can go across the ocean and go see the Eiffel Tower.  He then blessed that the devil could turn good and quit making bad choices.  Then he thanked him again that the Devil could turn into a good person and just be good.  He blessed that we can make wise choices not foolish choices like the man that built his house upon the sand.  He blessed that the bad guys can quit smoking and turn into good guys.  He probably got out about 30 sentences.  I could only understand about the last half of it, I was too sidetracked trying to figure out if I should have gone up or not.  I knew some of what was going to come.  He always blesses the devil and for bad guys to turn good.  I kept looking up trying to decide what to do, and every adult in the place was laughing.  The bishop's wife was totally turned around in her seat and full on staring at me, laughing so hard.  Everybody else was trying to cover it up, or just peeking out at me throughout the prayer.  I had tears running down my face by the end.  He sat down so darn proud of himself.  Meanwhile 5 of us women were trying to fix our makeup because we had tears running down our face.  Every adult in the entire room but 2 came up and had to talk to me about how funny it was.  (Plus our jr and sr primary's are combined) There were alot of peeps in there.  Then at dinner I asked Jav if he heard Mag's prayer and he said, yeah, I laughed my head off.  Mag looked right at him in all his confidence and just said, I don't care if you laugh, I don't care at all.